December 25, 2010
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope thatyou all had nice visits from Santa last night. Here was my letter: Dear Santa, I was a very good (and sexy) Spy all year. Please bring tuna, Colt 45, Old Spice, a fast car and faster women. I will have a glass of Krystal for you and those classy animals you have. Love, Ron.
I had just gotten back from a mission last night and was too hung over and tired to take off my disguise before getting into bed so that Santa could come.
December 15, 2010
It's getting close to the Christmas season, so I thought I would update the site a little bit seeing that I have a little free time. Even World-class SpyCats need a vacation! That being said, check out the video section for a new clip of DJ Kitty spinning the vinyl. On a side note, I was told about some "impostor" SpyCat sites popping up. That's cool, but they will never be World Class - as you can tell by one of their SpyCat's pics. FAIL!
November 3, 2010
Back after a great summer of crazy hijinx, intense and dangerous missions, and of course sexy encounters with beautiful women all over the planet. In fact, one of my missions took me into outer space to intercept a satelite which was to be used to locate and destroy all of the earth's tuna packing plants. Thankfully, the world's greatest cat-spy was assigned the mission.
June 5, 2010
Back settled in Halifax. There are a lot of sexy women in this city. However, first dates are much different here, as the East Coast is much more laid back. No worries, I can make every occasion a night that a woman will never forget.
April 18, 2010
The A-Team movie is coming out on June 11. I am so excited. I actually was an extra on the show in 1987.
April 15, 2010
Many of you have asked if I ever wrestled in the WWE. The answer is yes. I wrestled under the name Ronkind in the late 90's and as "The Heartbreak Cat" Ron Michaels since 2001. Here is a pic of me from 1998.
April 14, 2010
The site now has a new Guestbook as well as some new photos. Thanks to all the new members and all the Twitter followers. Slowly, my Legion of Trusty Cat Spies are taking over the internet
April 6, 2010
Thanks to all of my Legion of Spy Cat Agents WORLDWIDE! Come by often, and become a member by clicking the members tab on the top of the page. I will be sending out update emails to all of my members.
April 4, 2010
Wild party last night. It was my Dad's birthday so I took the old man out with me, Rodney and 6 of my hottest ladies. 3 nightclubs later the party returned to the house for some Jack Daniels and tuna. Needless to say I am a little slow starting today. The worst is, I have to fly to Belgium tonight for a mission.
April 3, 2010
After a few weeks of being inactive, many of my LEGIONS of followers were wondering where I was. Well, besides 6 days of binge drinking and dancing, I have been hitting the weights. Needless to say that the results of my bowflex training are taking the internet by storm.
March 19, 2010
The rumors are TRUE. I am now on TWITTER!! Just press the Twitter button on the right to be taken to my underground layer. The world will soon be ours my legion of trusty followers.
February 27, 2010
I have found some amazing footage! This is one of my first magazine ads that I did back in the 90's. I think it was in Playcat magazine. Even then, I had the best abs and tricepts in the business. How do these punks these days get work, I'll never know.
February 24, 2010
I have no idea what happened last game. I ended up ripping up Vancouver with Donald Sutherland, Rodney the cat, and some women. I know that we play Russia so I asume we won against the Germans. Apparently, some photos from yesterday have hit the net. I am not proud of my actions.
February 22, 2010
Well Canada is in tough now. Have to beat Germany and then the Russians to get to the big stuff. Being the cat that is known for his predictions, I am very disappointed in everyone giving me a hard time for picking Canada to win gold. Its not over yet. RELAX!! On a side note - lots of women here at the Olympics wanting to meet the most famous cat on the internet!!
February 17, 2010
Just got in from covering the Olympics in Vancouver for the CTV news. Worlds first Anchorpet. They wouldnt allow a (drunk) cat on te air so I needed a disguise. I heard that there was going to be a lot of Asian chicks so I had to check it out. Anyways, after seeing Canada win 2 gold I decided to head back to Calgary for a few days before the Mens hockey heats up.
January 26, 2010
Got back stage passes for Motley Crue tonight in Calgary (No, I am not taking that Crow from eHarmony - see pic below). I used to be a Roadie for the band back in the 90's - booze, women, parties - thats while the show was going on. The rest is a blur. I even performed a few songs at a gig in Milwaukee in '94 (in costume of course). As you can see, the party life was taking effect on me!
January 22, 2010
Just got back from a 2 week vacation in the US. I did some promotional work for the site, and was involved in a few major parties in Miami. When I got back, my buddies suggested that I settle down and meet someone to grow old with. I know that I can only party 5 nights a week, not the 7 that I used to when I was younger, so I said that I would check out a dating site. I saw the eHarmony commercials so I gave it a shot. The results were not as advertised. :(
January 7, 2010
Our membership is growing on the site, and while I am not surprised (come on, this is an amazing site full of sex, violence, and a ton of laughs), I thought we would have about 200,000 members by now. 9 members is AWESOME, but I need all my Legion of Roninites to tell all of your friends, especially if they need a laugh or two to start their day. Your friends will thank you for it, trust me! Here is a pic of the growing gang!
January 3, 2010
Happy New Year everyone. I have finally sobered up enough to post something. With the beginning of a new year, I will start off by saying that the top event of 2010 will be the release of the epic movie "The A-Team." I will be doing a cameo, so keep your eyes out. Also, check out the site for new videos, pictures and crazy stories.
December 31, 2009
As most of you know, I party like it's New Year's Eve 365 days a year so tonight isn't that big of a deal for me. However, I may just end up at your party with a bottle of Krystal and an extra glass for some special lady. Have a fun night everyone, and check out my new blog that I have posted on my blog page filled with amazing insight and a funny pic or two.
December 28, 2009
I have always wondered why Donald Duck wears a towel around his waist after he gets out of the shower, yet never wears pants? Trust me, after a shower I love to let it all hang out.
December 27, 2009
Christmas was great. Santa came around after this message that he sent me
and brought me some nice women. Its about time he kept up his end of the bargain. Hope that your Christmas has been as rewarding as mine has been. ;).
December 26, 2009
Tiger Woods. Now look, I have had my share of both beautiful ladies, and cats in my day, but you dont see me on the front page of the New York Times for 3 weeks straight. In fact, the chant "Get in the Hole" heard at most PGA events was a saying that was yelled at me in the late 90's after a night at the Faster Kitty when I first met the Olsen Twins.